最近超级忙都没时间更新，突然一看发现自己居然五百粉了？
那就开个点梗好了，填坑时间不保证，然后我才想起来之前赌文的搞笑短篇还没有写……
cp的话限定是Tom Riddle aka Lord Voldemort/Harry Potter and Tom Riddle aka Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle aka Lord Voldemort
（最近好像莫名其妙有点敏感？那就写清楚一点好了，aka的意思是also known as，所以名字愿意使用哪个都可以，主要看我们主角的意愿XD）
斜线无意义，可以互攻，但不吃绝对的伏受
点梗内容可以是任何脑洞，肉或者搞笑风或者致郁向或者治愈向短篇
作者最近开发出了写刀的新能力，擅长利用客观环境的变化捅一把大刀，所以如果想吃刀片（刀口舔糖）请不要客气
顺便最近看到了亭亭少女_L发的Tumblr上面的人物脑洞梗，我也想玩！想看哪一项留言给我啊，看到了都会写的√
⍤ : What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep?
✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?
☕ : Does your muse prefer coffee or tea?
⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early?
♿ : Has your muse had any injuries in the past?
☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often?
⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them?
⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first?
☃ : What is your muse’s favorite season? What about their least favorite season, if they have one?
☂ : Does your muse like rain?
☼ : Does your muse like daytime or nighttime more?
🏨 : How well does your muse sleep?
❤ : What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them?
☘ : Does your muse believe in luck? How about fate?
⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts?
👓 : If your muse wears glasses, what are their glasses frames like?
♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners?
❀ : What is your muse’s opinion about flower crowns?
♬ : Does your muse sing well? Regardless of whether they sing well or not, do they enjoy singing?
📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it?
♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal?
εїз : How does your muse feel about bugs and insects?
📱 : Does your muse prefer calling or texting?
☆ : Of the sun, stars, and the moon, which is your muse’s favorite?
ツ : Does your muse prefer lots of friends, or just a few close ones?
✝ : Is your muse religious?